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Someone took "Which Type of Unbearable Person Would You Become During a Minor Power Outage?" and got:

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The Live Narrator

You treat a 40-minute outage like a moon landing and you're the only one with a broadcast license. 'Still out.' 'Still out.' 'Microwave clock is blinking now.' You aren't panicking. You're informing. Everyone in the room is aware of the outage, and thanks to you, they are aware of every second of it.

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