You Are the Data‑Drowning Dreamer

You treat sleep like a quarterly report. Your night is divided into pie charts, bar graphs, and color‑coded spreadsheets that detail every REM twitch. You’ll spend half the night adjusting metrics, cross‑referencing heart‑rate variability, and arguing with your own tracker about the “optimal” nap length. When friends ask how you slept, you respond with a three‑page PDF instead of a simple “fine.” In reality, you’re probably awake longer than the average insomniac, but at least you have the data to prove it.