You Are the Pyrotechnic Wake‑Up

You believe that every good morning starts with a bang—literally. Whether it’s a phone‑screen fireworks animation or a scheduled LED blast, you need visual fireworks to convince yourself you’ve actually risen from the mattress. You’ll proudly set “celebration” alarms, curate Instagram stories of midnight pyrotechnics, and convince anyone who will listen that the sparkle is essential for optimal cortisol levels. In short, you’re the human embodiment of a New Year’s Eve countdown, even at 6 a.m.