You Are the Swag‑Stacking Scheduler

You attend conferences not for the knowledge, but for the exclusive merch. From limited‑edition firework‑shaped USB drives to sleep‑mask hoodies embroidered with the event’s logo, you collect it all and file it by deadline. Your desk is a shrine of tote bags, lanyards, and novelty snacks, each tagged with a reminder to “use for optimal rest.” You’ll even schedule nap times around merch giveaways, because nothing says “productivity” like a hoodie that says “I slept at #TechCon2026.”